Crack Pairing Meme
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Rules:1: This is supposed to be for crack pairings. I don’t care what kind of crack pairing. It could be two canon characters that nobody but you seems to ship, or two of your own OCs that you just know you shouldn’t ship. It’s your own definition of ‘crack pairing’.
2: Write as if the characters are answering, as best as you can in their personalities and how they would react. This is important for characters that are yours or aren’t.
3: Post these rules and the ‘created by’ statement.
4. Try and tag 3 people! If you can’t find 3 people to tag, it’s okay!
Ship: Agas and Rhen from Aveyond.
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WARNING: FANMADE IDEAS GALORE
1. Hello! Who are you two? I haven’t seen you around!
Agas: I would honestly be more surprised if you
have heard of me. People rarely do. I am Agas, one of seven daevas. At least, I am one in name only. There is a complicated explanation for the circumstances, and I suggest you ask
for more details.
Rhen: I'm Rhen Darzon... Do I really have to bring up the Pendragon? It doesn't really matter anymore, does it?
Agas: I don't suppose it does, considering the context.
2. What are you from? Are you from a book/anime/movie/tv show or are you OCs?
Rhen: We're both from the RPG called Aveyond: Rhen's Quest. I'm the main character. My name's even in the title, see?
Agas: Considering 99% of my character are made-up, you can say I am barely any different than an OC.
3. So, another question. Why are you considered a crack pairing?
Rhen: Easy. Because barely talked to each other in the canon material. Unless you count "I challenge you to a fight" as talking. Oh, and he's one of the... mm, assistants? Underlings? Er, what are you to Ahriman, exactly?
Agas: You may say that we were his tools for a season.
Rhen: Yes, that. He was helping the great big evil Ahriman conquer the world, and I'm the Chosen One who was supposed to stop that from happening.
Agas: And I'll remind you that you did not, in fact, challenge me at that time either, to be precise. It was that Sun Priest. So, no, we did not talk to each other even once.
Rhen: ... Huh, you're right. Well, there you go. We were barely in the same scene for a few minutes. Beating up each other in battle don't really count.
4. If you’re from a published work (book, anime, ect.), what scene made this ship come alive? If you’re OCs, what did your creator do that made you two a crack couple?
Rhen: Well, you see, in Aveyond 2 it was established that you can actually kidnap people through the Dreamland. Because Agas was stationed in the Dreamland,
ran with the idea that we met through dreams.
Agas: That was one reason. The other was because
thought that having me try to lure her to join our side through the dreams because I don't trust the Sun Priest is better than the idea that I was just standing around staring into space the whole time.
Rhen: Would you really have just stared into space, though?
Agas: Maybe. The hypnosis that made me agree to help Ahriman clogged up my mind enough to make me not remember most of what I was doing. Except talking to you, Rhen.
Rhen: ...Hush, you.
5. What reasons make it so you two shouldn’t be a pairing?
Agas: Without all the made-up material, it simply makes no sense. That is all.
Rhen: Right. Except for being extra strong and carrying the Dreamer's Tear, he's really not much different than the monsters I regularly beat up in the forests.
Agas: Is that how you think of me? I'm offended.
Rhen: Please, you obviously aren't.
6. What do other people think of this ship? Does anyone else know about it?
Rhen: Enough people know. They love it, apparently. It wasn't really a great thing back when you were kind of a prat, though.
Agas: Ignorance is bliss, they say. I don't remember any of that, and I would rather keep it that way.
Rhen: I wouldn't want to remind you. You're cuter this way. Prettier too.
Agas: No, I'm not.
Rhen: Yes, you are.
7. Individually, who else are you guys shipped with? What do they think of this pairing?
Rhen: Mostly Lars, although there are some people who did like the official ending with me and Dameon. There was Te'ijal too. I hope nobody tried to ship me with Ahriman *brr*
Agas: You forgot Aesma.
RhenL: Aaaaaah!!! Don't remind me!!!
Agas: That aside, us daevas aren't very interesting to most people. Those who did care tend to focus mostly on dramatic stories and actions, not romance. There was one of myself with daeva Indra... which I probably would not have minded if our Indra were more like her and not like the one I know.
Rhen: Everyone were fine with us together, though. There were a lot of issues to clear up with the Oracle, because apparently the daevas were like the druids of the Demon Realm and everything.
Agas: We had to clean up Demon Realm from all the damages Ahriman did while he was there, and I will have you know that some of those problems still persisted all the way to Aveyond 3. We only started our relationship after things are mostly settled. The other daevas don't really care about our relationship, since none of them really care about anything anyway. I suppose Saurva cares a little, but he is not part of the list of people you're asking us about.
8. If there were no obstacles in the way of this lovely crack pairing, do you think you two would be a couple?
Rhen: Maybe. I don't know. It's hard to imagine where we'd end up if there are no "obstacles". I mean, Ahriman is an obstacle, but he' the very reason we even met at all.
Agas: There are too many obstacles as it were, particularly the barrier between Demon Realm and the human world and the not-quite-amicable relationship between the inhabitants of both worlds. Without those issues, we would be living in a completely different universe that I would have no way of envisioning.
9. I think that’s it for now, say goodbye!
Rhen: Is it? I thought it would be longer.
Agas: And now we must return to our work.
Rhen: Aw. Do we really have to?
Agas: I don't suppose you need to. However, I do want to check on Gyendal. Nanghaithya caught him shortly before we had to attend this interview, and I'd like to know if he has not met with unfortunate circumstances.
Rhen: ... Oh dear goddess, it's Professor Nasty. Should I call druid Rashnu?
Agas: I will check the situation first. Then we call him if necessity demands it. Nanghaithya does create something useful from time to time.
Rhen: Right.
*both exit*