Pirates in Love - Tramontana

Because Eduardo's route is pirate!Twilight

Blank slate heroine with the barest semblance of personality that you could twist and fiddle around in whatever way you want? Check. An asshat by the name of "Edward"? Check. Whacky romance? Check.
Bizarre thesaurus-raping purple prose? OH GOOD HEAVENS, I COULD HAVE SWORN STEPHENIE MEYER WROTE THIS LINE: [link]

No, I didn't start hating Pirates because I knew coming in that there WILL be weird stuff like this because that's the shoujo/otome norm, but it has to be acknowledged.

And so... This.

And because I like to parody titles along with the poster, I give you "Tramontana". According to what I've read, Tramontana is another name for the North Star, one of the most well-known stars used for navigation ever. It's only fitting for me to use a name from celestial navigation because Eduardo is the navigator of the Sirius, and Sirius is also the name of a star.

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