Pale white and NOT Ice cold

Because I can.

So why "pale white and not ice cold"? Twilight movie quote: "[Edward's] skin is pale white and ice/icy cold" (Bella). I'm making fun of that.

Smoldering hot as in "has high temperature", not "extremely sexy". Because... you probably will burn your hand if you touch Saurva. Bad Twilight joke is still bad, but I don't care. NO, he's NOT doing "the finger of evilness". It's the pointer finger/first finger/whatever you call the finger that is right next to your thumb, so don't call me out on being offensive because I'm not.

I drew this in a "How to Ink" panel in Sakuracon. In case you're wondering why I attended it, I needed pointers for digital inking because I suck at it. Now the person in charge of the panel was very casual and constantly made silly Twilight jokes, so I can't help but make this, being that my daevas are constantly in my mind. That small black blob-in-a-fire is Ed Cullen because I can't be bothered to draw him properly. And the burning blob sparkles.

If you don't get the joke.... Yeah, well... Bear with a little explanation here. When I first read Ed Cullen's description online, the first thing I thought was, "Hey, doesn't that sound kinda like Saurva (the guy in this pic), except for the gold eyes and no horns?" (at that point my Saurva doesn't have the reptile-like scales yet) I'm probably wrong, but in my mind bronze hair = brownish red-orange. So yeah. Kinda ironic cuz those Sparklepires (they're NOT vampires) can only die by fire. BURN THEM SAURVA!!!!!
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<sub>Edward: *is complaining in thesaurus-raping sentences that I simply couldn't replicate*
Saurva: Shut up brat
Edward: Who are you calling brat? I'm -
Saurva: ... 100 years old, yes. And you're still a brat. When I was 100, I'm still in my friggin diapers. I also don't see what your problem is. I'm literally a demon, I have no soul, I'm a 9000 year old virgin, I'm enjoying life, and I don't sparkle like a faggot, so there. I've heard enough emo wangsting from Agas to last me another hundred thousand years. Now shut up or I'll burn you to crisp. Oh wait, I'm gonna do it anyway.
*Saurva casts his most powerful fire spell on Cullen. The fire was so hot that not even ashes remain*


......Yeah.</sub>

Edward Cullen (c) Stephenie Meyer (you can barely see him, do I really need to credit Meyer?)
Saurva (c) Amaranth Games, me, the Persians